T’was the night before Christmas

Today OPEN GYM ONLY 10am-1pm
Tomorrow OPEN GYM ONLY 2pm-4pm

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Melissa on some box jumps.

Rest Day or

20 min AMRAP of:
10 Push-ups
20 Squats
100 Single-unders

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T’was the night before Christmas
-Eileen Craddock Richardson

T’was the night before Christmas

and all through the box,

not a member was moving

not even the clocks.

The jump ropes were hung

by the weight racks with care.

The wall balls all shelved

a scene which was rare.

The coaches were nestled

all snug in their beds,

while visions of non-paleo

danced in their heads.

The prints in the dust from the

new fallen chalk,

was hinting at mischief

from one who can’t talk.

The door had been locked up

the music turned off,

the silence was deafening

not even a Fran cough.

The moon light it shown through

the skylight so bright.

It lit up the room,

turning day from dark night.

All kettle bells were lined up

a sparkling scene,

the glimmer of shining

dumbbells like a dream.

No equipment to put away

no boxes to stack,

the barbells like soldiers

they stood in their rack.

When up on the carpet a yelping

was heard,

no way to describe it,

not a sound like a word.

It appeared from the shadows

four legs and a tail,

had been sleeping for hours

it must be a male.

Brown fur he was fluffy

a right good ole sort,

the chalk dust was flying

and soon he would snort.

It seems that his family

had left him to snooze

and forgot to awake him

wouldn’t be what he’d choose.

So down to the buckets

he stuck his nose in,

searching for treats

white dust on his chin.

Then suddenly rescue

the front door swung wide,

and in walked his master

with quickening stride.

The paw prints were many

the pattern not clear,

upon the black flooring

Eight tiny reindeer?

With plenty of chalk spill

upon rubber turf,

He knew in a moment it must be

his Murph.

So soon the reunion

of master and friend,

t’was time to go home

this evening must end.

And so it is written this tale

has been told,

of a dog’s wod in a dark box,

such magic is gold.

You may not believe it

but this story is true,

Merry Christmas to all,

Happy Holidays to you!

21 Responses to “T’was the night before Christmas”

  1. John A says:

    That was awesome! Thanks for a great start to the morning. Happy Holidays everyone!

  2. Jean says:

    Great riff on a classic, Eileen. I’m still chuckling.

    20 AMRAP
    10 push-ups (subbed ring rows)
    20 squats
    100 single unders
    9 rounds + 20 squats
    Had to get this one in early so I can hit the road for points north. Pretty sluggish, but after a bit too much partying last night I’m just glad that I showed up and kept at it, slow but steady.
    Happy holidays, everyone!

  3. Boston Sarah says:

    Oh no! Did I miss the open gym?

  4. Randy says:

    7am with Alison, Erin.

    Snatch – 1 rep on the minute for 15 minutes:

    135 x 3
    155 x 4 (missed 1st rep)
    165 x 1
    000 x 1 (touched bar)
    175 x 2 (missed 1st rep)
    180 x 1 (PR)
    000 x 1 (touched bar)
    185 x 2 (PR) … FUGLY!!!

    Warming up was a struggle and surprised myself by setting a 10# PR. No fails at 185#. 1st attempt I walked almost 5 steps forward and to the right. 2nd attempt was better but can keep more active shoulders.

    Jason also joined us and made up yesterday’s workout.

  5. Erin O' says:

    Eileen – that was great!

    Merry Christmas to everyone!! :)

  6. Jean says:

    @ Boston Sarah: you didn’t miss the open gym. I did this one on my own at a 24-hour gym.

  7. Megan says:

    Crossfit Valley Park in St. Louis

    12 days of Xmas WOD – done just like you would sing the song

    1 bear crawl
    2 push ups
    3 burpees
    4 20″ box jumps
    5 squats
    6 20# DB thrusters
    7 35# KB swings
    8 sit ups
    9 10# WBs
    10 lunges
    11 cone touches
    12 calories on the rower

    After 3 days of not working out or eating paleo, this didn’t feel so hot, but it felt good to get a work out in.

    Eileen, I love it!

    Happy Holidays everybody!

  8. Megan says:

    Forgot to post my time: 22:20

  9. Princess says:

    Eileen that was awesome!

    Megan, that wod looks like bad, I kind of want to do it.

  10. Jason K says:

    Merry Christmas everyone—

  11. Ali G says:

    Eileen – I love your Christmas poem! So cute!

    Merry Christmas CrossFit family!

  12. Jamba Juice (Gina) says:

    Got this one in at Crossfit My Parents’ Garage

    20 Min AMRAP
    10 push ups
    20 squats
    100 single unders

    Rx’d 11 rounds + 41 single unders

    Special shout out to the black lab & beagle licking my face during push ups…

  13. Jamba Juice (Gina) says:

    Ohhhhhh yeah, Eileen, nice work…I think that you may have stumbled upon a special talent!

  14. Megan says:

    Kurt, it was kind of fun actually, but I wish I would have done the version CF-Bloomington Normal did. I found the video last night when I was trying to figure out what the 12 things were going to be and thought it was kind of funny. I think these guys were at the lifting meet a few weeks ago.

    Let’s keep this fun, keep it sexy, keep it Christmas:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDZ2EOSgrvs

    Haha Gina…Crossfit My Parents Garage

  15. skins says:

    Greetings from Maui to the CFC crew! Jeni and I miss all of you! I actually did todays wod at 6am with Jeni in our hotel room! I was completely hungover, which seems to be the case every morning!

    10 rounds + 10 single unders…….I did NOT barf!!!!!!

    Hope everyone is doing greay and see everyone in 2011……..

  16. skins says:

    I meant great no greay! I’m currently drunk at the pool!!!!!

  17. Robot Tom says:

    Crossfit Albany again.

    12 days of Christmas – 1 HSPU, 2 forward rolls, 3 KTE’s, 4 squats, 5 pushups, 6 pistols (total), 7 2 pood KB swings, 8 burpees, 9 situps, 10 #24 box jumps, 11 lunges (each leg), 12 CTB’s – 19:32

    Very fun wod-ing with my sis.

  18. AllDay says:

    Skins, I thought you were saying you hoped everyone is greasy, because that’s the only type of food I’ve been eating.

    I’d be up for doing that CFBN version of the workout when I get back.

  19. MatthewK says:

    Very well done Eileen.

    I’m back in DC so I got to join my brother at his box, District CrossFit. We were testing out a WOD he’s planning for next week.

    3 Rounds
    15 Dumbbell Swings, 20# each arm
    200 foot Farmer’s Carry, both dumbbells
    20 Toes to Bar

    11:27

    My grip was absolutely shot for the last round of t2b and had to basically just do singles.

    Happy holidays everyone! See you next week.

  20. Chris says:

    Nice work Eileen.

  21. Kelly says:

    Merry Christmas to all!

    Had to take 2 full days off after the filthy 50- the good mornings rocked my hamstrings. They were so damn tight it was crazy/confusing but I don’t mess with the hamstrings so I rested/iced to recover. Still a bit tight but went in today and worked out with Luke.

    9 rounds + 3 Pu’s
    Luke: 9 rounds (modified the 10 pushups with 5 pull up’s with a red band)

    Not a great workout for me, as push up’s are a weakness of mine… I rested a bit with these towards the end rather than just gritting the 10 out. Squats easy, SU’s tired me out towards the end! Fun to workout though after resting for so long. Luke had fun too!

    We did the post 3 min plank hold from yesterday’s workout. Split 1:30 (ouch), then 1:00, then :30.

    Post, post DU work: 30-20-10-5 unbroken. Took the longest it’s ever taken me with so many fails I stopped writing them down- all 2-3 away from the goal. But I finally did it with Luke’s encouragement!

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